Do I or don't I???????

That is the question I keep asking myself. Did I or did I not get the job? They sure made me think I got it. They did everything, but tell me your hired. First let me rewind and tell you exactly what the interview was like. You may be able to use this as things not to say during an interview. It was really two interviews. First with the HR department and then with the actual department i'd be working in. First one when great and I think I was exactly what she was looking for (yeah I know what you're thinking boy I feel sorry for her). It was the second that was well......I can't think of the right word.....

Oh yeah so the second one was with the two supervisors of the department and it started off fine I answered all the questions to their liking then the guy pops out with "Oh by the way I hope it doesn't bother you, but we allow smoking on the floor" and the first thing that popped out of my mouth was "ok" and then I was like wait ewhhhhhhhh is that legal? Then he was like "I'm totally joking with you" so the interview is still going ok and they asked if I had any questions and I was like "What kind of shoes are allowed could I wear open toed? and he was like "Yeah, but no thongs or anything like that" and what came tumbling out of my blabbering mouth???? Yep stupidly I said "Do you mean flip flops?" (I am so laughing at my stupidity right now) The guy like turned bright red paused for a minute and was like yeah thats what I meant. The girl was just crackin up though. So I tried to roll over that mud hole, but then rolled right into another when I was like "Well I'm just so used to wearing scrubs and sneakers" and he was like "What's scrubs are those sneakers?" and I said, "Are you serious?" and the girl started laughing and the guy had this blank look on his face and I said "You really are serious you don't know" and then the girl informed him what they were and he was like oh those. So you're thinking it can't get any worse right? That I couldn't say anything any more stupid than I already have right? Well actually if you know me you know that I was just on a roll so why not keep going right? Anyways after a minute they were like is there anything else you would like to tell us? And I started out good with "I love to learn new things," and then I had to add "I'm slow, but once I get something I do it well and remember it" and before I could say more they both started laughing and the guy was like "Great thing to say interviews over" he was totally joking around, but I wonder what he was really thinking.....

Now that I have typed all this out and let me tell you I have only talked about the highlights of the interview...yeah now that I think about it I pretty much know for sure I didn't get it, but oh well at least I provided some comic relief for those who might read this. I can't can't imagine what my next interview will be like... :)